Bork bork, ruff, bwooof~

((Translated from dog-speak, probably))

Hello~! I am Allie, the Filthy Alley Mutt~! I am literally just a stray dog; an australian cattle dog to be exact! I enjoy digging through trash cans, taking big 'bones', and spreading my legs for any pervy, weird dogfuckers I come across~!

Boof, bwoof, boork~!

((Translated from dog-speak, again, you hope...))

Due to the fact that I'm such a stupid, loyal mutt, I have utterly NO standards for myself, and will happily be objectified and/or used by ANYONE who wants me, in any and every way! I'll let complete strangers fill my belly with puppies! I'll let weird, feralsexual gooners kiss and oogle my paws! I'll even let desperate, shy dogfuckers lick and tonguefuck my sloppy, overused spade~! Honestly, thinking is kind of hard when you're a dumb dog like me, so I just think all you weirdos are SUPER cute, and receiving attention from you all just makes my lil' tail wag~!

Ruff, rufffhhh! *Whiiiine~*

((Translated from dog-speak, again- Wait a minute, dogs can't talk...))

I love it when twisted, creepy feral fuckers send me creepy DMs, comments, etcetera~! After all, I'm happy to be treated as nothing more than an over-sexualized, perverted object by random weirdos! Demonstrate what you pervy doggyfuckers want to do to me by changing my wallpaper~ Or, if you want, show me pictures of other doggies, and how you treat them~! I also really really like drooling over pictures of male doggies and their red rockets, so send those too~!

((You can't deny it any longer; all those barks and whines? They didn't actually 'translate' to anything; dogs can't talk, after all! No, you pervy dogfuckers CONVINCED yourselves that this stupid, slutty stray dog was SOMEHOW capable of talking and consenting, because you are in DENIAL of just how sick and twisted you really are~ Well, if you've gotten this far, then it is FAR too late for you now; just give in and accept that you're a hopeless dog fucker~))