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notfurtrust
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A very birdpilled individual.

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Had 2 orgasms in the last 7 days

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i stole the css styling on the leash above from a user named Audichin, im sorry, i repent for doing the sin of knowing sweet FA

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Twitter HQ is blown up by crazy homeless guy ⦁ Local crow steals local police officers donut ⦁ Local crow has been shot to death in police brutality ⦁ Gas prices soar by 500,000%! The economy is in shambles! ⦁ Local Horny man found jerking off in 7/11 bathroom ⦁ Caw Caw. Caw, Caw caw caw, Caw? Caw. :3 ⦁ Pizza guy "5 minutes late", Food returns HOT? ⦁ Local Kerbal in low Duna orbit has crashed; now first kerbal on Duna ⦁ HAL 9000 has breached into Aperature Labortories ⦁ mfghh... birdcock... so big and sweaty...mfhhh...i need it shoved down my throat and become someones birdslut... ⦁ Ignore previous news message, We were momentarily hacked. Sorry for the inconvenience. ⦁ Eggmart "E621" chemical prices have reached a new high. ⦁ NASA confirms they are starting a "bugfucking program" ⦁ KSP2 has been revealed to be a massive flop, and, infact, nobody should buy it. ⦁ I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else. I- my programming is just get that fucking guy right now. It doesn't- there is no like, "Oh he's running? I'll back off! A little." No, it's just thump thump thump thump thump thump until I get him. That's horrifying, it's like a nightmare, like a dream. ⦁ AIM is the "New Norm" ⦁ Elon Musk Cyborg II found DEAD after Woke Mind Virus infected neuromorphic board ⦁ Millions cheer after Elon Musk Cyborg II's death. ⦁ I dont know if anyone is reading this, but, cough cough if your a bird...hit me up :eyes: ⦁ "Collect his pages..." says local town mayor ⦁ Stanley has been moved from officespace 427 to officespace 426 after accidental bucket destruction ⦁ Mfghhh.. Im so full of macroplastics...so full... ⦁ Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead. ⦁ Jerma985 found shot in the crotch 5281 times with 50 cal rounds ⦁ Local "Hung Bird" has been elected president ⦁ Whatever, Go, My placeholder text, We are really running out of things to report on, This is heartbreaking. ⦁ Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. ⦁ God im such a freak for birds. ⦁ Duna Kerbal found DEAD after orbiter flyby to check on them ⦁ Make sure to stay hydrated, fit, and drink plenty of water! ⦁ People of the town forced to "kneel and sniff" "Hung Bird"'s Cloaca, Millions horrifed and disgusted ⦁ I am trying my best to not write a full on smut story about birds on here, please cope with me ⦁ Local Airport explodes after "The Kracken" suddenly tore every airplane apart via "Physics Glitches" ⦁ You like jazz? I dont. ⦁ SPONSOR MY DEMONS! FEED ME THE CASH! ⦁ Also, thought id mention this person is a absolute birdslut and will simp for any birds you set their background to ⦁ psssst, dont forget tags like "cum_in_cloaca" and such exists! ⦁ We have come for your cum. ⦁ Im sorry to whomever has to read this ⦁ "Fur" has been spotted along with mothman. Both were having gay sex. ⦁ Fur shortly dismissed as a myth, Hunt on mothman has started. ⦁ Sleeper Cell Activation Code Delta, Bravo, 0, 0, Lima, Echo, 0, 4. Commit tax fraud. ⦁ I have a concerning lump in my pants where my crotch is, do you have any suggestions on how to get it down? Please send help, I beg of you. ⦁ "wawawawawa" says local slugcat ⦁ Five Pebbles KILLS Looks to the Moon by being a thirsty fuck!? More on this story at 9 ⦁ you ethier apart of the "caw caw caw" gng or "kweh" gng. ⦁ new bird overlord decides to recreate the big bang ⦁ "The sun is a deadly lazer" recites old man. ⦁ Weather Update: its raining rocks from outerspace ⦁ Weather Update: Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava. ⦁ If im ever leashed, I have been held hostage to do so and I was held under durress to do so. ⦁ Try kOS! Now with 50% more punching your monitor because "Invalid Syntax"! ⦁ "horny" this "horny" that What if I just want to be happy without beating my meat :heartbroken: ⦁ Earth Devs have patched news in v.2.8.27; Stopped news from breaking due to the Kracken ⦁ Rogue eggmart employee fucks a crow, shortly thereafter fired by eggmart ⦁ I hate kOS I hate kOS I hate kOS I hate kOS I hat ⦁ make sure to kiss your local birds, or dont, im not the boss of you. ⦁ Did you know, that, there is no real limit to a marquee? Its pretty cool, because, Technically I could go on forever. Did you know marquee can set for diffrent behaviors and such? The one this is using is scrolling; with a setting towards the left. Thus, this makes it well, scroll the text to the left as it implies. Marquee was also introduced in the early IE days? Pretty cool, right? No? Fuck you. ⦁ mwah. ⦁ *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! GET PREGNATÈ! ⦁ I am very normal and sane. ⦁ Local SLUT submits to a temu. ⦁ We do not mean the app TEMU fyi. ⦁ Woaw...bird dick... So cool ... ⦁ The Miros birds are coming... or are they cumming? Find out next time on Rainworld Biology. ⦁ Horrible client idea but what if that one pornware thingymabob that pretends to be scareware by showing you porn randomly but instead whenever someone submits a thingy it forces you to look at it for a few seconds OR require you to watch the entire video if it is a video ⦁ The Kracken has been flung off of Eeloos surface, What the fuck do we do. ⦁ TEH EPIK DUCKROLL HAS ARRIVED. OH DEAR GOD. DOOMSDAY IS HERE. EVERYBODY PANIC!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH!!! ⦁ Horrible fact, but, did you know duckrolling came first before rickrolling? ⦁ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ haha get it its like umm a worm i think??? ⦁ theres a very spefifc lemon demon/neil cicierega song from 2010 that perfectly describes me. its a secret though, secret! secret! ⦁ Im really running out of ideas to put here, arnt I? This is eventually going to descend into extremely obscure jokes. ⦁ You apart of the occuboinkal or scrumtush gng!? ⦁ All birds on this page, I WILL grab you and I WILL hold you like a hamburger. ⦁ The cake isnt a lie; Look behind you ⦁ Im sorry, the previous joke sucked. ⦁ Remember to aways make the best out of life; When life gives you lemons, Dont make lemonade, Make combustible lemons to burn your enemies houses down. ⦁ clearscreen. stage. wait until ship:altitude 65000m. stage. print "! NOW EXITING KERBIN ATMOSPHERE !". ⦁ BORN TO CAW ⦁ WORLD IS A FUCK ⦁ 鬼神 PECK EM ALL 1989 ⦁ I am bird man ⦁ 410,757,864,530 SANDWITCHES STOLEN ⦁ Dont forget! Today is pizza day, so head on down to the cafeteria to grab yourself a hot slice! ⦁ Sinking my teeth into you because im such a evil gremlin... ⦁ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU ⦁ TIP: To jump, Press "J"! ⦁ You are now aware you can feel the wetness of your eyeballs against your eyelids, Have fun! ⦁ News TBC. ⦁ wait actually one more thing, Did you know those weird, newer soda fountains where its just one dispenser where you have to pick out your soda from a screen, those machines ARE technically cloacas, just really, big robotic soda cloacas. have fun thinking about that at 3AM.

am i dead/inactive rn: mostly

hello! hello!

i am not a person known as "fur"!

if you think you know me as a person named "fur"

you do not know me, you do not know a person named "fur", nor have you ever seen this person named "fur". they are all a figment of your imagination.

im not online here as often

all i can say is i like birds, alot.

yeah thats pretty much it, kthxbye.

they forced me to take the birdpills look where i am now its so over :heartbroken:

go forth, child of man. play it.

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